Slide into something that gets the joke and holds you through the long haul. This cozy crewneck carries a tongue-in-cheek “Burnout Enthusiast” illustration—coffee cup in hand, laptop glowing, papers and books in a sympathetic pile—so you can wear the same tired humor you feel inside, but with softness and structure. The medium-heavy cotton-poly blend and classic crew fit make it the kind of sweatshirt you reach for during late-night deadlines, slow Sunday mornings, or commute-worthy coffee runs. Subtle details — ribbed collar, double-needle stitching, tear-away label — keep it comfortable and long-lasting, while embroidery or printed neck/wrist options let you personalize how loud you want to be about your hustle. It settles into your life like an honest companion: warm, familiar, and quietly understanding. Product features - Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability - Classic crewneck fit with double-needle stitching at seams for long-lasting wear - Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a cleaner look and less fabric waste - Options for embroidery placement (left/center chest, wrists) and DTF/DTG printed neck labels - OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically sourced US cotton (Gildan 18000) Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dry-clean