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Slide into something that gets the joke and holds you through the long haul. This cozy crewneck carries a tongue-in-cheek “Burnout Enthusiast” illustration—coffee cup in hand, laptop glowing, papers and books in a sympathetic pile—so you can wear the same tired humor you feel inside, but with softness and structure. The medium-heavy cotton-poly blend and classic crew fit make it the kind of sweatshirt you reach for during late-night deadlines, slow Sunday mornings, or commute-worthy coffee runs. Subtle details — ribbed collar, double-needle stitching, tear-away label — keep it comfortable and long-lasting, while embroidery or printed neck/wrist options let you personalize how loud you want to be about your hustle. It settles into your life like an honest companion: warm, familiar, and quietly understanding. Product features - Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability - Classic crewneck fit with double-needle stitching at seams for long-lasting wear - Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a cleaner look and less fabric waste - Options for embroidery placement (left/center chest, wrists) and DTF/DTG printed neck labels - OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically sourced US cotton (Gildan 18000) Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dry-clean
Size Guide
Gildan 18000 · Measurements in inches.
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| Measurement | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |