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This relaxed-fit garment-dyed tee carries a dry, confident voice: bold typographic lettering reads “AUTHENTIC 50 YEARS OF NOT GIVING A DAMN.” The soft, pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun cotton feels lived-in from the first wear, and the midweight fabric holds structure without stiffness. Tubular construction and double-needle stitching keep the silhouette clean and durable while the garment-dye finish gives the color a muted, vintage-ready depth. Wear it to mark a milestone birthday, a cheeky anniversary, or just to announce a lifetime of indifference with humor and style.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton, medium weight (6.1 oz) for comfortable, breathable wear
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, vintage color and lived-in feel
- Relaxed, pre-shrunk fit with sizes from S to 4XL (select partners)
- Tubular knit with no side seams and double-needle stitching for durability
- Sewn-in label, made in Honduras, available in many color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
$24.82
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton, medium weight (6.1 oz) for comfortable, breathable wear
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, vintage color and lived-in feel
- Relaxed, pre-shrunk fit with sizes from S to 4XL (select partners)
- Tubular knit with no side seams and double-needle stitching for durability
- Sewn-in label, made in Honduras, available in many color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean